I’ve read three posts recently which have made me think of this. Firstly, there was Mike Cherim’s Better SEO through blog post titles, then there was Bruce Lawson’s Shock Socialist Leanings Allegation where most of the regulars to his site call him a great big donkey bollocking leftie knobhead, and then of course there was Stephen Lang’s top searches. And if you’ve not seen them before, take a look at Joe Clark’s disturbing search requests. Anyhow, I thought it was time to trawl through my site statistics and see how people have been ending up at ThePickards.

We have:

Talking heads transcripts

… or rather we don’t.

Level AAA W3C Approved

I wouldn’t say I’m W3C approved, but it probably is relevant.

guidelines designing with dyslexia

Well, I do have an article called designing for dyslexia so that’s probably relevant too.

Sexsex 2006

I suspect I was probably a disappointment to whoever carried out this search. The same goes for the people who searched for sex or sex.sex.sex.

Gordon Davies goals

He scored 178 goals for Fulham between 1978 and 1991.

Woolworths blogs

Um … no. Although I suspect this may be due to Patrick Lauke’s inability to tell the difference between an Woolworths and a WH Smiths at the AcFo Expo 05.

..majob careerbuilde… diversitywor… s1jobs swz manpower mp3 ebay disgruntled kforce dipstick wiley amazon vault 192.com

Again, no. Nor do I know why I might appear in any search for this, other than the fact I’ve probably mentioned “mp3″ and used the word “disgruntled” before.

wcag

Surprised to find myself here, not because it’s not relevant — it is — but I didn’t think I’d be near the top for a search like this — upon checking I find myself in position 25. I make it to the top 10 if you’re looking for wcag 2, though…

nice boys

I think I’d file this one as one of Joe’s disturbing search requests…

Sunderland afc blog

No, no, no. That’s no good to anyone. People finding me would be disappointed, and frankly I don’t want to be known for that (for my international readers, Sunderland are the arch-rivals to my team, Newcastle United).

Destroy speed camera

Smash the cistern! Or you could just drive within the speed limit.

Things to do in Redcar for kids

Same as for adults really. Move out. No, only joking, I don’t want all the residents of Redcar on my back.

Pickards door handles

I’ve got some door handles in my house, but they’re not normally near the top of the list of things I talk about.

Word up on pub game machines

Yay! Another fan!

Well, there you go. I never knew I provided so much of an information resource. I ought to have guessed people would find my blog with odd requests, though…