Chasing The Flush
This is one of those posts that you wonder “is it just me” and “should I keep this one to myself?”.
I probably should.
But I’m wondering, is it just me?
Or do other men ever flush the lavatory part-way through urinating and then see whether they can finish before the flush does? Now be honest…
Hello. I am 
i actually did it yesterday, first time in years
Haha I did it this morning! When I was a kid I would spice it up a bit by telling myself that if I didn’t win something catastrophic would happen… like the world would blow up or something. Some days I still wish I was a superhero…
Never. At a urinal I flush when stepping back. If it’s a toilet, I always close the lid before flushing. The reasoning results from a documentary I once saw about the invisible world around us… you, know, showing a person’s sneeze in slow motion with special lighting meant to make all the particles visible. A toilet is the same as a sneeze, but worse, and a bit more gross. When a toilet is flushed it puts into the air a rather large cloud of an extremely fine mist. Think Hiroshima. Yeah, like that, except pissy, germy water. Yuk.
Lends a whole new meaning to “oops, I mist the can, man” eh?
I can’t believe I just wrote such a long comment on such a short subject
This one of those comments when I think should I comment….anyway no I don’t.
I also never use a urinal…ever…is that weird?