England
Well, I’m off out tonight to watch England take on Croatia.
Will they qualify for the European Championships, or will they let me down like the so many times they have before?
Well, I’m going to stick my neck out and predict the outcome. We’lll qualify, there’ll be a lot of media hype in the build up to the tournament and the players will say that they are going to bring the trophy back for the fans, only to be knocked out in the quarter-final — probably on penalties. As per bloody usual.
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You know they’ll probably win the whole bloody thing so we’ll be stuck with bloody McCharisma for the next 45 years.
After all it is the duty of the England football team to torture us.
I’m avoiding tonight’s match because I’m fuly expecting it to be total agony - ala Greece 2002.
Even Ikea seems a less painful prospect. (I’m just saying as to not look sad… I actually enjoy the Ikea experience. Especially the 55p hotdogs.)