I spotted Stephen Lang’s Funtime Memetime and thought it seemed like a good idea. Basically, to take part, all you have to do is to quote the first sentence from your first post of each month of the past year. So here goes…

January

Yeah, I know.

February

There’s this gentleman I know who stuff keeps happening to.

March

You might remember that there’s a lad I work with who accidentally sent a semi-nude photo of himself to his boss.

April

Seb was just asking if the Wii was gathering dust or if I’ve been using it much lately.

May

So I said at the beer festival we were probably due an earthquake somewhere.

June

Or, if it’s easier, just call it 3 cubed.

July

I feel like a murderer.

August

I’d just like to add my voice to all those other people out there who are recommending Resident Evil 4 for the Wii.

September

It is with sadness that we say goodbye to Nobby Solano: a great servant to Newcastle United, with a great attitude on the pitch.

October

For the Wii.

November

[I’ll just point out this is a horror story posted for the Hallowe’en Horrors scary story meme; it is particularly dark and unpleasant; this is fictional. So don’t think I’ve gone whacko.]

December

I know, I know, any excuse to throw in a musical reference in the title, eh?

Oddly enough, of my six posts about the Wii this year, it turns out fully half of them were my first posts of a month. As for the rest of them — look in the archives, if you’re interested.