Tom McMadeUp was an events organiser, and was delighted to find that he’d been asked to arrange a big Church bash at a London hotel, with more than 500 ecclesiastical figures attending. Initially, everything seemed to be going well, but then one of his clergymen sidled up to him, indicating that he “needed a word”.

“What’s up?”

“I was flicking through the channels on my TV when I came across a plethora of filth. Scandalous pornography! In the rooms of highly respected religious figures! I don’t have to tell you how this would make us look if it got into the newspapers. Sort it out!.”

Tom was shocked and quickly ran off to find the hotel manager.

“Look, there’s erm… well, it’s one of my vicars, and he …. um …. I thought you had assured me that all the pornography on the rooms we’d booked was going to be disabled?”

“Ah yes, well I’m very sorry about that … we couldn’t get any of the disabled stuff, so we’ve just put the normal porn on for you free…”