A Whole Lot Of Lovin’
As it’s that time of year, may I take the opportunity to wish all of my readers a very happy St. Valentine’s Day. Obviously, you can’t all have me, and I know this must be a crushing disappointment to many of you, so that’s why I’ve written you all a special message.
Unfortunately, I am sorry to have to tell you that there appears to have been some sort of problem with the post, and I think the sackloads of cards from all of my legions of admirers have been delivered to the wrong address by mistake. The three shifts-worth of assistants I have hired to handle the backlog of post-opening haven’t had anything to do yet. But don’t worry about it: I know how you all feel, and that’s what matters.
I know you are all very lovely people. Kiss kiss.
…and I’ll be standing behind the bike sheds at about 2:30. 
Please form an orderly queue.
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Sydney,
I was so impressed by the surrealness of this spam that I have decided to leave it up — after removing the links of course. However, don’t assume that I will be so lenient in future…