ThePickards
standards, accessibility, and ranting and general stuff by the web chemist

The following conversation is made up of individual tweets. I have only posted tweets from people who released their tweets into the public domain, although given that I have cited people appropriately, I could also have used any with an attribution licence, although not without derivations also allowed, as I have removed @references to people who have not similarly released their tweets.

The following tweets are all real, but the assembly of these tweets seems to create a conversation which didn’t actually occur. I would presume that this conversation would comprise a derivative work, but if all of the tweets have been presented in their original format, I’m not sure whether it would be or not. This conversation was not real; please remember this. If anyone doesn’t want to be attributed, let me know and I’ll remove your attributions, but I’m hoping you’ll all be good sports about it, particularly since the tweets in question are all public domain anyway…

And this, of course is dedicated to @foamcow, for giving me the idea.

Valentine’s day is-a-coming. I’m getting excited!8q

my crunchy nuts tastes like weetabix this morning.daveredfern

you make it sound like that’s a bad thing!Cole007

Coffeeshop playing Mike Oldfield. WIN!relativesanity

only one thing for it - time for some G Love and the Special SauceCole007

@cole007 I’m calling that an awesome assistrelativesanity

acquired wife some super hot Viatnamese chilli sauce. looking at the bottle is making my eyes water so hoping will move things along nicelyCole007

However, it is perhaps important to be careful there, Cole…

@Malarkey rubbing your nipple in lighter fluid should not be attempted without adult supervision. also, smoking probably not advisableCole007

Okay, it’s not perfectly strung together, but that’s what I’ve managed to piece together with half an hour playing with about a dozen twitter feeds. If someone did really want to put together a serious effort at a comedy conversation, I’m sure that they could do a better job than this — particularly with all those public domain tweets allowing derivations…

Now I think I’ve made it perfectly clear that the context of each tweet as presented in this post is entirely fictional, and therefore I hope that no offense will be taken by anyone.

@ThePickards #pissoffCole007

Oh well… I guess I deserved that. He might be a bit annoyed with me…

But he is a God at code! : D Malarkey

This entry was posted on Wednesday, February 18th, 2009 at 6:18 pm and is filed under Oddities, Web, twitter. You can follow responses via my RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response or trackback from your site.