Misheard
Note to mate from the pub over the weekend.
Should we be watching highlights of the Six Nations Rugby on the telly in the pub, and discussing how well the respective teams have performed in the tournament, and you aren’t quite sure what I have said, it would seem more logical to assume that I asked the question relevant to the topic at hand:
Has anyone ever finished below Italy in the Six Nations yet?What I DID say
…instead of thinking that I’ve said the rather less relevant and significantly more personal…
Has anyone ever finished fellating you yet?What I DIDN’T say
Admittedly, he was standing a little oddly, but I’d just put that down to the fact he hadn’t yet worked out where the toilets were…
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