As usual, this information was compiled at the Newcastle Beer Festival.

The rules are: any topic can be written down; no names are recorded to protect the innocent (and the guilty).

• Football
  • Alan Shearer and Newcastle United
  • Liverpool, Manchester United
  • Northern clubs vs. Southern clubs
  • Support/ fanbase of respective clubs
• Nerds
  • Star Trek — Ferengi
    • Star TreXXX — the porn version
  • CSI New York
• Old Scrotes vs. Young Tossers
• The Twat With The Hat 2 — Pimp Boy
• Religion
• Monty Python
  • ’s Life of Brian
  • ’s Quest for the Holy Grail
• DHMO
• Politics
  • Oliver Cromwell (and him being a “right miserable so-and-so”)
• Relationships
  • Kids
  • Breakups
  • Infidelity
• Beer (perhaps not a surprising topic, at a beer festival)
• Cock rings
  • Personal experiences thereof (see! this is why I don’t include names here, otherwise George people wouldn’t tell me these things)
• People who come to the beer festival and ask ‘what is the strongest beer, that’s all I want’
• People leching at a blonde’s cleavage (and specifically, the clock-face directions used to advise thereupon)
• Music
  • Punk
    • Sex Pistols
    • Dead Kennedys
    • The Clash
  • Heavy Metal
• Having a pocket full of contact lenses (really, don’t ask)
• School reminiscences
  • Classmates
  • The fact that you keep forgetting someone you know is cousins with someone else you know
  • Badminton

Oh, and for anyonne wondering, I wasn’t actually talking to anyone called George. Although I did have someone telling me their stories of cock rings…