Trial [2]: Weekly Twitterings for 2009-06-13
Saturday, June 13, 2009 7:20 | Filed in twitter
- Please, marmite haters: join me, and tell @jiminthemorning (returning officer for 'marmite wars') that marmite is foul and disgusting #
- Welcoming @digidrummer to twitter. He works in IT, he's a drummer, he's digidrummer. I'm sure he's never heard any drummer jokes before… #
- #dontfollowbuttakeafiveminutelookatsaturday @feral_pigeon #
- Have just realised England's cricket team lost to Dutch yesterday. I've seen much uselessness in the past, but this removes the digestive! #
- absolutely brilliant. And reminds me of a joke. RT: @jared_w_smith: LOLing at "Baby-care guide for parents" – http://is.gd/QiJq #
- Baby Joke [Part 1]: Nurse asks new dad if he knows how to bath baby. Dad sticks fingers up baby's nose, swooshes round bath. #
- Baby Joke [Part 2]: Nurse – "that's not how you bath the baby!" Dad: "well, I'm not putting my hands in that water – it's boiling hot!" #
- Forgot England match was on (doing some work) but have now located it on radio. Looking comfortable in Kazakhstan now. Borat will be sad. #
- #England 4-0 now (Lampard pen). Cruising. #
- If you follow me + want me to 'look at the hot photos you just posted', then stick them in the post. I'm not visiting your shitty site.Okay? #
- Human foot has been found in wheelie bin in Surrey. Police have been called in, presumably 'cos council think it should have been composted? #
- Poll: which d'you think I had more success waking people up with this morning? 1) cup of milky coffee 2) very wet cat #
- Mandelson: "In the cabinet people think highly of Gordon Brown and are united against him". #Freudianslip #andrewmarrshow #
- #F1 button going very well again. Just goes to show that he's not a bad driver if in a good car. Gone from 2nd to 2.5s clear in 5 laps. #
- #F1 Barrichello involved in pretty much all the major incidents so far. He's certainly providing entertainment, although around 17th #
- #f1 vroom vroom vroom button still in front but vettel closing dramatically. presumably button with a lot more fuel on board? #
- #f1 Barichello has climbed from 3rd on the grid to er… 19th in the race. Vettel getting very close to Button… #
- #f1 Button now with a comfortable lead after Vettel pits (both due 1 more pit?) #
- #f1 vroom vroom vroom. mind you, it looks like they are driving in a built up area. Shouldn't they be doing no more than 30 mph? #
- #F1 Button now >18s ahead, 20 laps to go. Looking comfortable. #
- #F1 Button still has to put on softer tyres, but failing a catastrophe somewhere, ought to take this one comfortably >19s lead, 16 laps left #
- #F1 Barichello back up to 15th. Now only 85s off the lead (or about 3s away from being lapped) #
- #F1 Vettel closing on Button again (gap <6s) but consensus seems to be Vettel needs another stop… #
- #F1 …and there's Vettel in the pits. Buttons lead up to silly amounts again… #
- #F1 Barichello retires. Looks somewhat pissed off. #
- #F1 8 laps to go; Button can afford to lose almost 2.5s per lap and still win. That's comfortable. #
- #F1 interesting battle for 2nd between the red bulls. I don't know why worry about overtaking though – I thought 'Red Bull gives you wings'? #
- #F1 and at this point it's pretty much just a procession… Button can now afford to lost 7s per lap and win #
- #F1 Button "one of only two men to win in 2009". Yeah, well there's only one race he didn't win, wasn't there… #
- #F1 Now Button (61 pts) Barrichello (35), Vettel (29), Webber (27.5). After only 7 races, approaching points total of 2+3 added together. #
- It's those people who didn't vote that got the BNP in RT: @chickyog: Griffin elected on less votes than he got five years ago. #
- RT: @chickyog: RT @mrpower: If we didn't have a poor Labour government we wouldn't have BNP MEPs. Simples. (via @chriskeating) #
- After #JaneKennedy (who?) I feel I too must say that I am unable to pledge my loyalty to Gordon Brown. #
- Just noticed Sweden's Pirate Party (copyright reform) got 7.1% of Swedish vote and an MEP. Well done. #copyright #pirateparty #
- I'm not THAT experimental a chef. Besides, only 61 pages for £18! RT: @pauloCanning: Collection of Semen-Based Recipes http://bit.ly/1aofli #
- Although might be fun to have lying around AFTER dinner parties RT: @pauloCanning: Collection of Semen-Based Recipes http://bit.ly/1aofli #
- Farm animals against the government: "David Blunkett injured in cow attack" http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8089498.stm #
- Added @oliverscider to #twewers list (UK brewers on twitter) Keep 'em coming if you know more http://tinyurl.com/cydjrf #
- Added @hogsbackbrewery to #twewers list (UK brewers on twitter) Keep 'em coming if you know more http://tinyurl.com/cydjrf #
- Added @wadworth to #twewers list (UK brewers on twitter) Keep 'em coming if you know more http://tinyurl.com/cydjrf #
- Added @GrainBrewery to #twewers list (UK brewers on twitter) Keep 'em coming if you know more http://tinyurl.com/cydjrf #
- Had thought @aaronbassett had found a spoof, but it may be that many Christians think God is cruel and merciless: http://tinyurl.com/m2t8vw #
- I might have been against the BNP (indeed, I still am) but I cannot condone throwing eggs at them. Particularly if half-bricks are nearby. #
- Joking aside, the BNP were elected. Like it or not, they WERE democratically elected. It's too late to complain now. You should have voted. #
- All this "group from x has declared interest in buying Newcastle". I'll believe it when I see it. Meanwhile, Ashley fiddles while toon burns #
- Added @RamsgateBrewery to #twewers list (UK brewers on twitter) Keep 'em coming if you know more http://tinyurl.com/cydjrf #
- RT: @PSFbuzz: Ends Friday: Public sector web use at work survey: http://tr.im/mwSp please RT – thanks #
- "A man riding a mobility scooter ended up on the hard shoulder of the A1 after taking a wrong turn, police said." http://tinyurl.com/mcve7c #
- I'm pleased to hear the periodic table has a new element. Given the anniversary may I propose name 'tetrisium'? http://tinyurl.com/n69sxw #
- Anyone (eg @wordpress) know why the automatic upgrade facility in my wordpress still thinks 2.7.1 is the latest version, now 2.8 released? #
- The NE is lovely. Lovely people, scenery, amenities. Comes with no BNP MEPs either. Although maybe the sea is a bit cold. #grimupnorthdebate #
- Wonder who will be my 2,000th follower? Only another 1,805 to go before I find out… #
- #swineflu #badtaste for the people who play 'dead pool' games, does swine flu + pandemiciness affect the rules? #
- The kitchen has been ransacked; ski trails in the hall; a chicken has been dansaked and thrown against the wall #fb #
- not wonderfully impressed with #krodmandoon . is a bit hit-miss: some funny bits, some not so. it's a bit reminiscent of chelmsford 123 #
- bit of variation in opinion about #krodmandoon there between me @paulocanning and @stephenlang. must admit it is growing on me a little tho' #
- Well, @realdmitchell ought to be pleased – new series of #mitchellandwebb very good so far. #
- Upgraded to WP 2.8 not entirely uneventfully. Some plugin clashes – had to disable a plugin to get it to work. #
- Damn, and I was just about to check @isthatcherdead as well … RT: @krishgm: thatcher discharged from hospital after fall.. .. in reply to krishgm #
- *aargh* Even HIGNIFY isn't safe from Dale these days… #
- The Hangover: "The Greatest Bachelor Party They'll Never Remember". Even the tagline sounds shit. #
- That's odd. The plugin that wasn't working with WP 2.8 yesterday is working fine now. Ah well as long as it's working, that's the main thing #
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