The Junior Photographer…

Tuesday, July 21, 2009 7:20 | Filed in Funnies

…was called into the office one day by the paper’s editor.

“George,” said the editor, “I’ve got an unusual assignment for you. I’ve heard that the old Mustrum House building is haunted, and I need you to get some photographs of the spook for a feature I’m planning. Get over there tonight!”

So George, more than a little apprehensive — he wasn’t sure whether he’d be more scared of encountering the ghost or of not seeing anything and returning to his volatile editor without the requisite photographs — made his way to Mustrum House late that evening.

Almost as soon as he opened the creaking door to the long-abandoned house, he saw a strange light dancing along at the end of the corridor. Steeling himself and venturing over, he discovered what could only have been the ghost of the original Baron Mustrum, holding his head under one arm.

The ghost started to glide slowly towards him, and in a panic George blurted out “I’m a photographer! From the local paper! I just need to take some pictures…”

Much to his suprise, the ghost stopped in its tracks and waited. Over the next twenty minutes, without ever making a sound, the ghost followed his instructions to the letter and posed for a remarkable series of shots: walking through a wall on cue, carefully placing his head on top of the severed neck and removing it again. Eventually, thanking the ghost profusely, he made his way home.

However, when he came to upload the photos to the company server the following morning, he was shocked to discover that all of the photos were dark and dull, and you could hardly make out the ghost of Baron Mustrum at all.

The editor was furious. “What’s the meaning of this? You’ve got some photos — and you’ve got the ghost in some quite remarkable poses — but the pictures are so dark as to be unusable!”

“I know.” sighed George. “The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak…”

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