Comments on: O (you @#€&ing pain in the %&@#) Christmas Tree

By: Kaylie

Kaylie — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 07:03:53 +0000

That’s a genuinely imprseisve answer.

By: mark

mark — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 17:24:58 +0000

i think where you may have gone wrong is that you’ve paid over-the-odds for an artificial tree because it’s more than likely made to look like a real one, and in order to look just like a real one it needs all the pissy bits (needles, farty branches, etc). whereas if you just buy a 6ft £20 one from a supermarket it takes 5 mins to put up, 10 mins to straighten out and 15 mins to decorate. and as long as you hang chocolates nobblers from it and put prezzies underneath it then the kids couldn’t really give a toss

By: Gary Miller

Gary Miller — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:50:42 +0000

Aaaahhhh, but I bet the little cherubs love it!!!

By: Seb Crump

Seb Crump — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 07:46:20 +0000

LOL – Fab!
Have you read Bill Bryson’s similar take on this process? Also very funny.