[First seen over at Why, that's delightful, this is auto-tune the news.] And it’s silly, bizarre, and most importantly brilliant. Enjoy. I think schmoyoho’s You Tube channel is well worth keeping a close eye on…

Two weightlifters are chatting to one another. “I’ve been taking all these new steroids,” says Joe. “But they’ve had some weird side effects. I’ve grown an extra cock.” “Steroids?” says his mate Jim. “Anabolic?” “No,” says Joe. “Just the extra cock.” [Thanks again to Walshy for this one]

It’s National Donor Day, to celebrate and commemorate those people who give blood, or donate organs after their death and keep other people going. It’s a good cause, so I thought it worthy of mentioning on the blog. However, what with me being, well … me, I thought the best way to handle such a [...]

I’ve always liked April Fools news stories. The best ones are the ones which seem vaguely plausible, at least until you’re halfway into the article, so you’re halfway through reading them before you start asking yourself “wait, what’s today’s date again?”. I remember a great one from the Evening Chronicle about Durham signing Loof Lirpa, [...]

I don’t have a category for stupidity, but it’s things like this that make me think maybe I ought to have one. Particularly since I could put my post about my previous post about the cocaine smuggling girls in it. Anyway, back to the new idiotic travellers. Found over at The Telegraph, Telegraph Travel — [...]

I’ve just been to the gym. I noticed that they had a new machine in there, so I thought I’d give it a go, as no-one else was using it. I thought I’d be quite careful, and I only used it for half an hour, but even that was enough for me to start feeling [...]

Well, as I am sure anyone who has been anywhere near a TV in the last day or so will realise, there were some quite high-profile film awards on the other night, called the Osberts or something like that. I didn’t really catch all of the coverage, but there’s only a certain amount of times [...]

How do you kill a circus?You go for the juggler Two cannibals are just finishing eating a circus. One turns to the other and says “Hey — does this clown taste funny to you?”. Did you hear about the clown who was employed him in a chocolate factory making M & Ms? They had to [...]

(with thanks to the lovely LW, who keeps me well supplied with jokes by text) A man wakes up one morning with the most awful hangover. It feels like he’s had some small mammal die in his mouth the previous night, although that’s probably from the kebab; his head is pounding with a solid resounding [...]

No, this is not the usual sort of data mishap. No one has lost any more USB sticks recently. Well, at least not since Leeds Council lost a stick with the unencrypted details of 5,000 children including the names, dates of birth, ethnicity, addresses and telephone numbers, child protection and state benefit information. Or since [...]